Miley Cyrus Takes Three Days Off Internet, Fueling Death Rumors
If you're not on Instagram, do you even really exist? That's the existential dilemma Miley Cyrus fans wrestled with this weekend after the pop star took an almost 90-hour break from posting dirty feet pics and dildo reviews. The uncharacteristic social media silence seemed to confirm a laughably fake survey scam reporting Cyrus' death, flooding the Internet with much emoji weeping and gnashing of teeth.
OHH NO MILEY'S DEAD 😱😱😱 pic.twitter.com/a2Nsz5k69P
— mason (@mileysglam) July 19, 2014
MILEY CYRUS DIED TODAY HOLY FUCK
— Ayonna (@JasminePrimus) July 20, 2014
Omg rip miley Cyrus 😫😫😫
— BigAj & LittleNaee (@___FeelinMySelf) July 20, 2014
Thankfully, on Monday night the singer finally reaffirmed her ability to maintain homeostasis, uploading a picture of herself flashing the desert because, hey, why not?
For some fans, however, this chesty resolution was still somewhat less than satisfying.
CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT MILEY IS DEAD. BEFORE I HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK THANK YOU STOP
— haidi (@xhaidix) July 21, 2014