Alex Jones, Tea Party Sites Freak Out Over "Strap-On Sex Ed" Hoax
This week, Infowars—the website of radio host and triangle-noticer Alex Jones—published a series of "shocking images out of a classroom in Jacksonville" supposedly showing "how 11-12 year olds in 6th grade are being taught how to use strap-on dildos."
According to the post, the pictures were taken by a student of Clinton Middle School in Duval County, Florida and led to the suspension of instructor and "proud member of the LGBTQ community" Sharon Mercer after they were shared online.
A number of right-wing sites soon picked up the story, including TeaParty.org and neo-Nazi forum Stormfront, and by Monday the conspiro-sphere had entered a full-scale meltdown.
First I verified this story! Second let me say this if this were my kids school heads would be rolling! This is... http://t.co/T5c1EscJTm
— Americanpride (@Americanpride4) September 16, 2014
Un-freaking-real!!!!!! #tcot #tdgn http://t.co/22ricyheJe
— Michael Goolsby (@Goolsby2012) September 16, 2014
ARE.YOU.PISSED.YET??????? http://t.co/gcmw6gkCla
— AmerPatriotsPress (@AmPatriotsPress) September 16, 2014
Naturally, the story is utterly false. The pictures attributed to the nonexistent "Clinton Middle School" actually come from a 2012 event put on by Ontario's Brock University. Hosted by the university's "Brock Pride" club, the talk by sex educator Carlyle Jansen aimed at teaching safe practices to gay-sex-havers, a group often ignored by high school health curriculums.
Of course, the fact that the presentation was given to gay adults in an entirely different country did little to dissuade homophobes of the story's fundamental truthiness. As The Daily Sheeple announced in their arrow-filled analysis of the photos, "Explicit & NOT Debunked: Yes, This Lady IS Teaching School Kids Sex Ed with a Strap-on Dildo."
Sadly, this isn't the first time the photos have been used to drum up anti-gay hysteria. Previous rumors have attributed the pictures to classrooms in France and Slovakia, proving that as different as we all might seem, we're really all the same when it comes to weird, dildo-inspired bigotry.